Yes, well, let me start right there: there is no joy.
The last day of school before carnival vacation ( which is only one week, but I take what I get, really ), was the carnival party. I'm gonna come to those things another time, but who really knew that that day was the last day I could breathe normally.. I certainly didn't know and, oh my god, no one else could prepare me for what I had to deal with the next week.
Appareantly this illness went around all our little towns and I didn't even realised that this school carnival party made me extremely sick. With extremely sick, I mean EXTREMELY extremely sick, and no one could help me.
I had a headache, I felt like throwing up, I was so dizzy I literally couldn't move for days and I felt like an ice cube and in the next second I was on literal fire. What was my life at this point ??? I couldn't move for days, and friends I can't even tell you how bored I was.
When you're in a situation like that, what can you do ???
Well I'm glad you may ask because I've got the perfect To Do List for you. Ill version!1!! To show you that even when there is no hope, you can have at least 0.01% fun.
Liz' declassified Survival Guide for Being Sick
( success not guaranteed )
1. Grab a drink! Tea or juice will do but water is super important as well! Stay hydrated, kids!!
2. Get a duvet. Just wrap yourself in the duvet and lay in bed as a big sad burrito of illness.
3. Watch something! Any TV show or movie will do but i recommend any show on TLC because there is always something to watch and it just gets weirder the more you watch it. Enjoy!
4. Get a snapchat! ( literally lived my life on snapchat while i was sick because I couldn't get myself to tumblr. Twitter was too much and instagram was not enough. It was perfect. )
5. Bake some cakes in a mug ( My personal fave: What you will need ( 1 Mug cake ): 4 tablespoons flour, 3 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder, 1/4 teaspoons baking powder, 4 tablespoons sugar, 1 egg ( beaten ), 3 tablespoons milk, 1 tablespoon vegetable oil, 2 caramels. What to do: 1. into a small bowl add everything but the caramel in the bowl and mix it together. 2. Pour mixture into a mug and drop the 2 caramels into the center of the mixture. 3. Microwave the mug for 1 minute and 30 seconds ( check after 1.30 minutes and microwave if needed 30 seconds more. Tada! You're done. enjoy you caramel chocolate cake in a mug! )
6. Watch YouTube videos! ( I marathoned Tyler Oakley, Troye Sivan, Zoella, Ben J Pierce and Dan&Phil videos. )
7. Go outside for a bit. If you've got a balcony or a yard just go outside and sit there for just a bit. Bring the duvet from step 2 and just kinda.. sit. You'll feel better once you get a bit of fresh air, trust me!
8. Test your friends how pathetic and horrible you feel and let them cheer you up!
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Those are the things I came up with but if you have any suggestions, just leave them in the comments and i'll might edit your comment in here!
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I hope you feel better soon! <3 <3
